“The place burned down? F*ck you, pay me.” –Ray Liotta, Goodfellas
Depreciation: an accountant’s only party trick.
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Timos’s Silver Scale Shop! We are a specialty boutique that crafts silver balance scales for judges, and…umm…people who like to balance things the good old-fashioned way! While being a boutique manufacturer has been great, it’s not nearly as lucrative as it sounds (and it doesn’t sound all that lucrative). That’s…
Damn Janet! Back at it again with the rate hike!
So much price movement that the whiplash could SNAP your neck.
It’s like fire insurance; except everything is on fire.
Making money from buying and selling pot (without jail time).
Shoveling snow is a lot better when you know that you just made a killing in the market.
SNAP those shares up while you can!
No Natalie Portman, but it’s all really SKEW-ed anyway.
Finally, copper won’t just be gold’s weirdo cousin!
You don’t own your dog, your dog owns you.